Sunday, March 11, 2012

Mitt Romney and the consequences for the American male

So Mitt Romney looks to be doing well at the primaries? He's charismatic, looks good and is a Mormon. Imagine if he's elected and passes a law that all American men must have more than one wife. That would be...would be... Great Caesars Ghost! Hey Abbott! Jumping Butterballs! More than one wife! Imagine,2,4,10 wives along with 2,4,10 mothers-in-law! And multiple brothers-in-law most of which will probably be looking to borrow money off you! Beware American Man, theoretically it could happen. I mean, look at Bring-em Young, grandfather of the Mormon faith, he had fifty-six. Yes, he lived to a ripe old age. Why? Those fifty-six hounds wouldn't let him die. He probably wanted to.
Just now I bought an open ended airline ticket to the Canary Islands. This guy gets elected I'm running for cover at least until I know the coast is clear.
BTW. Who names their kid Mitt? A frustrated minor league player?

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Rush Apologizes? Well I'll be damned

Sorry, can't give you the whole scoop on the story but apparently something unprecedented in American radio occurred recently. Rush Limbaugh apologized to someone! Again, sorry I can't give anymore info because immediately after hearing the words "Rush apologized" I fell into such a swoon that hours later I'm still unsteady on my feet. Did he call the Pope The Anti-something? Did he run over an old woman in a parking lot? Pass gas on the air? I really don't know and don't care to know what he apologized for. The fact that he did it is what astounds me. It reminds me of what someone once said about a dog walking on its hind legs " he may not do it well but your amazed he can do it at all".

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Relgion and Politics: Fishing for the gullible

 Imagine a country supposedly so advanced as the United States that allows religion to have the slightest impact on politics. It must be the fact that three-quarters of our population are utter imbeciles that can't rely on themselves,but need the hope of the beyond as a salve for their dreary, forgettable, hum-drum lives . Want to see how people live in lands based on religion, try taking a look at such other countries as Iran. Iraq, Sudan, Saudi Arabia, or states like Tennessee, etc, where people live their lives adhering to ghost stories that should have been put to rest the moment man began to paint on cave walls. Would you like to live in one of them? By grace, no you wouldn't, gosh no.
Imagine a supposedly intelligent race of beings believing in such bunk. You  tell me " They speak the Truth" (whatever the hell that is)!Then:
If true then how do you explain atrocities such as the Holocost; Kamer Rouge; religions that preach the damnation of babies for no other reason than they were not baptised; religions that order those that do not believe to be converted or be killed. We won't even mention the witch hunts of the past that saw thousands and thousands of the old, ugly, innocent, mentally disturbed tortured and burned alive at the stake or a thrice married man hoping to become president running on a platform of truthfulness and morality. I could go on and on (and so can you) and pile example upon example.
If something good was to come unexpectedly into your life,what's the first thing you would do? Right away you would raise your eyes, say a few Hosannas and thank the God.And right away you forget all the effort you put in to acquiring your good fortune. Or on the other side (which is usually the case) it may just have been none other than a case of dumb luck?
 Do not kid yourselves that these politicians have the slightest faith in religious good as they pander for your vote. They are playing on your sense of  hope like Be Ho Grey strummed a banjo. Once they are elected God flies out the window and money comes rolling through the door.
Just imagine, the United States belaboring itself with what politician is the most religious? Oh, and as for these religious groups trying to exert their influence, they should be drawn and quartered. They have no place implanting their moronic ideas where they don't belong even by mere chance they may be sincere ( Just today a man claiming to be a devout Baptist tried to sell me stock in an oil field in Asbury Park, NJ)
America will be great again once its people throw off this hocus pocus and get in touch with that reality which made this country great in the first place.Which is either roll up your sleeves or use your head for something other than a hat rack.