Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Activists Protest That Planned High-Rise Could Disturb the Dead

The planned building of a high-rise close to a church could disturb the dead, according to about 50 activists protesting the planned project.
Now don't get me wrong, I have a lot of respect for the dead. Some of my best friends are dead; but there's just one thing: How the hell can you disturb someone who is already dead? What are we  supposed to think, that the dead stay laying there on their backs for centuries just looking up at the top of their caskets? If that's the case I bet they'd welcome the move. Imagine laying in one position in bed all night, just one night, unable to turn to the left or the right or sleep on your stomach. These people would put themselves to better use by visiting a local ASPCA and petting an abandoned dog for a few hours.