Largest Python Ever Killed In Florida . Multiple Mysteries Solved

Officials were astounded when a Florida man found and killed an 18 foot python, the largest snake ever captured in Florida. But they were in for an even bigger shock when DNA from  Jimmy Hoffa, Amelia Earhart and Judge Crater were found in the animals stomach. Said Jeff Wonk, medical examiner " I'm more confused than a liberal trying to read the Constitution  to find what I found in that damn snake".

Tragically, the two people showed in the above picture have not been identified.