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Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Mini-Me ISIS Strikes New York

Police in Yorktown, NY are looking at the possibility that junior members of the terrorist group ISIS, also known as MM-ISIS or Mini Me-ISIS,drew first blood on American soil when they found a beheaded goat and other dead dairy and poultry animals scattered around a local reservoir
This reporter shot right over to the scene but was kept from approaching by police but I did speak to a local man, a butcher who works around the corner from where the carcasses were found and this is what he had to say:
" I tella the police thata the animals fell offa the truck while we were making a delivery but he tella me go home and minda mine own abusiness".
Yorktown police have called in members of HomeLand Security to assist in the investigation.
Further details to follow

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2014/08/26/beheaded-goat-other-dead-animals-found-in-yorktown/