Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Mini-Me ISIS Strikes New York

Police in Yorktown, NY are looking at the possibility that junior members of the terrorist group ISIS, also known as MM-ISIS or Mini Me-ISIS,drew first blood on American soil when they found a beheaded goat and other dead dairy and poultry animals scattered around a local reservoir
This reporter shot right over to the scene but was kept from approaching by police but I did speak to a local man, a butcher who works around the corner from where the carcasses were found and this is what he had to say:
" I tella the police thata the animals fell offa the truck while we were making a delivery but he tella me go home and minda mine own abusiness".
Yorktown police have called in members of HomeLand Security to assist in the investigation.
Further details to follow