Thursday, August 4, 2016
Hillary Clinton Blamed Rise In Tinnitis
Doctors have noted a disturbing trend since Hillary Clinton became Democrat cnn date for president. The number of people showing up for a cute tinnitus (ringing in the ears) has almost quadrupled over the past several months. Questioned on when this tintitis started over 99% of patients state the symptoms occurred following a Hillary speech that sounded " like when nails are scratched against a blacked board amplified 1000 times" state one resondant. One responded "it was like a cat trying to mate with another cat afflicted with rabies, them damned screaming started when she we'd on until she left". Doctors at first tried to explain to the patients to ensure they keep their televisions the minimum levels when Hillary Clinton spoke on TV but all the compliant could system back was " What! What did you say? Doctors leading doctors to give the paints written instruction. Lloyd were realeased except one. He had a felony war rent for exposing himself to to this reporter.